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Hold on to your eucalyptus I’m gonna try and lose him

Hold on to your eucalyptus I’m gonna try and lose him

(via bassesandbaritones)

fierrrrrrce:

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sectumseverus19:

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

sectumseverus19:

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

(via bootytbh)

burning-soul:

Squirrel Dinner

burning-soul:

Squirrel Dinner

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

(via extremelydarkandincrediblyareola)

Epigraphs from Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events as tweets

(via jazminantoinette)

the-yolocaust:

please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

(via boxofnillawafers)

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

(via travelwiththeponds)

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

(via staturescout)

sleepallnightsleepallday:

I WANT @DRAKE TO MURDER MY ASS.

sleepallnightsleepallday:

I WANT @DRAKE TO MURDER MY ASS.